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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 06:30

So they tried
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
What is the opposite personality type of someone with ASPD (antisocial personality disorder)?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why have Indian girls almost stopped wearing sarees?
No way
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
No go.
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Then came..
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds