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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 06:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Startling Health Risk: “Normal” Sodium Levels Linked to Heart Failure - SciTechDaily

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

ESPN’s Jay Bilas predicts NIL settlement will end transfers: ‘Players aren’t going to go anywhere’ - NJ.com

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

Oldest depiction of the Milky Way galaxy discovered in an Egyptian sarcophagus - Earth.com

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is the opposite personality type of someone with ASPD (antisocial personality disorder)?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why have Indian girls almost stopped wearing sarees?

No way

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Common blood pressure drug slows aging and boosts lifespan, even in older animals - Earth.com

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

'Club World Ca$h Grab': Players don protest shirts at pregame - Sounder at Heart

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

FDA grants limited approval to new Covid vaccine from Moderna - NBC News

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

No go.

Stress hormones: Why quick fixes won't lower our cortisol levels - BBC

Then came..

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

According to Amy Schumer, John Cena was actually inside of her during the TrainWreck love scene. I thought that was illegal in Hollywood?